Insider Spills MAJOR Tea On What Beyonce … Jay Z … Drake … Kylie Jenner And MORE Are Really Like In Person (Kylie Smells Funny, Drake Walks Like A Duck, Etc.)

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I’ve had the pleasure of meeting and working with some of your fave celebrities, so I just wanna share with ya’ll some of the things I’be encountered while working your faves.

I’ll be as vague as possible though cause I still wanna continue working with these good paying folks!

Here it goes!

1. Beyonce
¤ Very petite.
¤Gorgeous soft skin.
¤ Lol She did not have bad breath!!!
¤ Has a weird body shape. I was expecting her to have killer curves and a fat ass but I was really disappointed to find she had none of these.
¤Her blonde weave looks really good in person.
¤ Lol She has a thickass Texas accent and her voice is very deep.
¤ She’s very difficult to work with. Doesn’t know how to speak or threat people who work under her.
¤ She’s really not that smart but she thinks she is. It’s like being in a group and having to work with that one person who thinks she’s smarter than all of you but is constantly coming up with stupid ideas you guys know won’t work but are to afraid to tell her, so you just let her do her thing lol.

2. JAY Z
¤Very handsome in person.
¤ Smells really good.
¤ Down to earth.
¤ Very easy to work with.Knows how to work with people, unlike his wife.
¤ Very understanding and thoughtful.

3. Ms.Robyn
¤ The most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen lol. She’s absolute perfection.
¤ Smells delicious.
¤ Can have a very stank attitude sometimes but most of the time she’s fun to work with.
¤ Very caring but has a low intolerance for billshit.
¤ Like to make jokes at the cost of other people but gets really mad when you do the same thing to her
¤ Likes smoking weed.
¤ Can be very prideful and vindictive sometimes.

Her friend Melissa.
¤Gorgeous in person.
¤Great figure.
¤ Smells great.
¤ Tends to over do things. Very extra.

4. Kim W
¤ Very beautiful.
¤ Smells lovely.
¤ Easy to work with.
¤ Very funny.
¤ Very smart.

5. Kelly R.
¤Verrrrrry stunning. She looks like a model.
¤ Has gorgeous skin and a breath-taking glow.
¤ Smells like Ri.
¤ Goofy.
¤ Great style.
¤ Funny.

6. Asp Rocky
¤ Average looking in person.
¤ Very short.
¤ Ignorant but thinks he’s Einstein (Kinda like B)
¤ Very funny.
¤Obsessed with sex.
¤ His whole crew is annoying and ignorant but Ferrrrg is kinda cute.

7. Dr@ke
¤Handsome face. Confusing body.
¤ Weird duck like walk.
¤ Smells AMAAAAZING.
¤ Pretentious.
¤ Extra. Corny.
¤ Cocky.

8. W@LE
¤ Bitch. Like back biting his “friends”
¤ Insecure.
¤Difficult to work with.
¤ Kinda cute.
¤ Smells great.

9. Frankie Occcean.
¤ Sexy asf!!! I just wanted to climb on him.
¤ Weird sense of humour.
¤ Very professional and smart.
¤ Pretentious.
¤ Smells great.
¤ His mama is beautiful!
¤ Big Dack!!! Lol I saw his D print.

10. Kid Cuuudddiii
¤ Weird in a good way.
¤ Very funny. Every likable.
¤ Very kind.
¤ Very passionate about his work.
¤ Very smart.
¤ Moody asf!
¤ Smells nice and clean.
¤ Has a gigantic head lol but somehow still manages to look hot!!!!!
¤ Has a nice butt lol
¤ Very sexy!
¤ His daughter is adorable!
¤ Has an amazing relationship with his daughter (from what I saw)
¤ Lol Oh! His also very stubborn.

10. Kylie J.
¤ Very pretty.
¤ Nice body.
¤ Haughty
¤ Has a weird musty smell.
¤ Loves her some Tygggiiiia.
¤ Thinks everyone is copying her lol.



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  • DixiENormous

    aye, that weird musty smell be turning me on. no joke

  • My dad left

    I can’t believe they made me read

  • ClicheGuevara

    I actually read this shit.

  • Rainbow!

    Probably, because you’re Musty as well. Two musty mofos equal funk, the end!